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Hey! Smile ;))

2010 03 31 | keywords: smile, irony, fun, humor

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[b]When I was born Devil said...Oh S**t!!! Another GOD!!!..& When you were born devil said ...Oh S**t!!!!Competition...!!! ....[/b][color=#ff0000][/color]

What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

[u]Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.[/u][color=#ff00ff][/color] [color=#0000aa][/color]

[b]DaMn sTrAiGhT Im GoOd In BeD................. I cAn sLeEP fOr DaYs[/b] :)))

A BALANCED DIET IS A COOKIE IN EACH HAND.

[color=#00aa00]Etc. is a sign to make others think you know more than you actually do.[/color]

[u]Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions...[/u]

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bulls**t before. :)

[color=#ff0000] "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."[/color]